Maybe she should recline her seat??

Ha, jokes on you, I don’t have any dignity!

LOL, it’s all good! While 4 and 5 are said semi-jokingly, it really is a great way to travel with small kids (mine are 5 and 3), and I don’t mind night driving.

I’m hip to the jerky, but just the word “Copenhagen” kinda makes me want to vomit.

I swear to god I’d be three inches taller today if it wasnt for them.

A-fucking-men, man. This is also why I advocate the overnight drive.

1. Feed everyone a large dinner.
   

Or have sex with her. LOL, J/K - none of our wives are going to be willing to have sex with us tonight. Besides, that would leave another 2 hours and 50 minutes to fill...

Grizzlebees!

“Hey! Backwoods retard - not now, not ever.”

I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn’t wear a shirt.

YES! Bible Fruit!

The best part about these is how they satisfyingly shatter into a million pieces during an IIHS moderate overlap crash test.

Albert, despite the fact that you are eternally wrong for not liking Yuengling, this article proves, much like all of your other presidential race coverage articles, that you are a goddamn national treasure. Please tell me you aren’t going over to big Gawker, because fuck those assholes.

Ha, it’s funny you say this, because I was going to suggest that the transmission from that same vehicle should have been on this list.

Sorry for putting that one in your head if you hadn’t heard it.

Also describes that Jared from Subway guy.

I bet you have on more than one occasion used the phrase “I don’t want to sound racist, but”, followed by a racist/ignorant statement, right?

SHUT UP WE’RE HERE FOR THE DUMPSTER FIRE!

That makes sense, since there’s not much of a market for really shitty football.