Better teams?

Hey, that reminds me: fuck Chris Berman.

Vi-cious-burn-you-taste-so-goood

Still can’t get over the fact that I ever thought this season *wouldn’t* be a dumpster fire. Well, at least basketball season is here... Go Terps.

Andy Reid is just lookin for his bukkit.

Counterpoint: the NFL hasn’t yet adopted magic butt spray!

I can easily hate on Billy Joel, but I admit to loving “Pressure” and liking “Allentown” almost as much. I don’t even need any IPA to admit it! (Though I’ll happily drink up if Harvilla is buying.)

He rates around “your mom’s spiky middle-age haircut.”

The answer is “playing drums the way he always played drums for Billy Joel until he got kicked to the curb in 2006.” (No, really, go look at any video, he literally does that shit for every performance.)

We all know you picked that username because it would easily attract Drew’s attention - or as I like to call it, Drewering.

Of course, it’s also against Charlotte, so it doesn’t really count for much.

Oh god, this is so good... +all the men’s tears...

Not until I see Groundhog’s birth certificate and/or college transcript.

This is crimes-against-humanity level shit.

In Piers Morgan’s defense, we all want him to die too.

Should have gone to UNC, dude would be Magna Cum Laude.

I don’t know about you, but I protect mine pretty zealously...

Subtle burns are the best burns.

The truth is that all sorts of weirdos get to be pop stars nowadays, and that should excite you whether you like pop stars or weirdos.