Depicted: Trevor Horn, before a stint with Yes that involved having to actually sing on stage crushed his soul and caused him to retreat to the recording studio forever (and eventually inflict Seal upon us).

Actually, I make very clear to my kids how I expect them to behave in public (and in general), and I damn well expect them to be courteous non-assholes.

My vocabulary is abundant, vast - expansive, even.

Sue me.

Chuck Pagano knows this one weird trick! Colts fans hate him!

This somehow implies that there’s a good photo of Frank Caliendo, which I defy you to produce.

you can’t deny that Frank Caliendo is very good at what he does

Are you the resident right-wing contrarian troll around here or what? If you are, you suck at it and have little of interest to add to this and pretty much every other conversation.

I know this makes me a terrible person, but hearing it described in such excruciating terms makes this all so much more enjoyable.

Hahaha, rekt.

Drew’s got you covered, as usual.

Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

Hey, don’t forget Maryl... ah, fuck, nobody cares.

+1 tasteless, yet understated

I’m commenting just to say that I’m listening to this game on the radio, and it’s making me realize that Kruk is fucking terrible and should not be allowed to do game broadcasts.

The answer is USMNT vs. El Tri at Estadio Azteca.

Seriously, I think the Mets would let the entire bullpen get tossed from the game before they wouldn’t throw at his head.

Also, your shit was probably a honey roasted peanut bomb.