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So I guess his mullet has slowly migrated to the top of his head?

If a person isn’t filled with existential despair when seeing a standard-def broadcast on a high-def television, they’re some kind of sociopath with no soul, and possibly not fully human.

As opposed to the things Wilbon isn’t insufferable about?

Man, how fuckin much did THIS part hurt???

+1 Trump voter

+1 Lane Kiffin

Football Jesus?

That’s Mr. Frikkin Lazor Beams to you, thankyouverymuch.

If I ever get divorced, this is exactly how I’m going to announce it.

+1 Manning girl-scream

I’m going to go with “because you hate yourself, enjoy crushing disappointment and are doomed by your own choices to a life of unending misery.”

This guy is basically Aaron Rogers with a celebrity make-under.

Wait, I thought in that situation you were supposed to choke him in the dugout - man, it’s so hard to keep up with all these unwritten rules.

I prefer getting hit by a bus to listening to him in the booth.

“It’s funny! Their clothes are different from my clothes!”

This gawky-lookin motherfucker was ugly in the 80’s, and it’s ugly now. Kill it with fire.

It’s sad to leave a jersey you presumably paid for, but hell yes the bear costume guy is sadder - he’s a fucking adult wearing a fucking bear costume in fucking public! Fuck!

I dunno, if we’re talking Saban’s daughter, it’s pretty offensive on every front...