Oh, it’ll have the same mass appeal, but with 1/6 the wait.

This wouldn’t be economically feasible for any major roadways. The specific heat of water is so high, it would cost a fortune in electricity to melt the snow and ice away. This is also why that “why don’t we use flame throwers to melt away snow?” question is so silly. Chemistry is a bitch.

Front Toward Enemy

A device to browse pornography and keep my grilled cheese warm? I’ll take one!

Actually, wouldn’t the packs of powdered orange “cheese” that comes in Kraft Mac and Cheese be the Pornhub of cheese? Premium would just be the white version.

I had a buddy that bought an old cosmic pizza to turn into a haunted house (permanent business, not just a one time thing) and while cleaning the place out he picked up some random crate and a shit ton of knives fell out the gaps, one of which stabbed him right in the foot. Pizza knives hunger for human blood I guess.

Hmm, I dunno, “Jezebel commenter” Ken Yadiggit

I remember taking my art class back in college. Here I am using paints at home to complete a project. Coming back from using the bathroom, I see the cat at my paints putting her feet in them. First thought was, “Oh, shit. She has that caught look in her eye, which means she is going to run.” Sure enough, paw prints…

I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

The creature from the black lagoon, but made entirely of ostrich foreskin. Cool.

Just gonna leave this here, ‘cause it’s just an awesome scene.

This is why the German word ‘Backpfeifengesicht’ exists. The English language needs to catch up.

nasty Caramel Golem

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

At least it wasn’t

“Go fuck yourself.”—everyone who’s ever listened to fp santangelo, to fp santangelo

and one Benjamin Franklin whatever happened to him?

For those who want to make some dumb point about the area needing low-cost options and Bell is just complaining about not seeing some upscale place, it’s worth noting that there’s a Subway less than five minutes’ walk from the new planned location, just over the border into Columbia Heights.