Without coming across as super creepy, but I love you.

Wahhhhhhhh - oh. Oops. Having been at Pride all day, I completely misinterpreted the meaning of your title.

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.

She is so amazing and beautiful and talented and fabulous and amazing.

I'd like to say to you that this ring was of cultural or personal significance to someone you care about, but in reality it just came from Hitler's ass. Sorry kid.

"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."

In the version of this video I'm familiar with, the kitty needs to send an urgent fax.

I'm sorry. They get $6,000 a month? Did I understand that correctly?