Me tooooo!

And excellent form on the saran wrap. I always wondered about that. A friend of mine (divorced, and always tasked with taking care of ailing family members) went on a date with a guy she met online who refused to eat at a Pizza Hut buffet because the restaurant was too dirty.

I know! It must have been a situation where they did not need to take it with them for whatever reasons when the production left or they had additional options for Wishbone or something. The store was full of costumes from productions that had happened there. God, I wish I could have convinced my parents to buy that…

My dad had a company picnic at a ghost town/filing location in the mountains north of Albuquerque. I was only 14 and had no money but they had Wishbone's real costumes for sale from a filing they had done there. I would buy that shit so hard now..

I can totally see me and my fiance doing this—especially the incoherent shouting.

Yes, oh my god. I have a high school friend who posts on Instagram nothing but countdowns to the 3x annual Disney park vacations she goes on. It's usually Disneyland, Disney World and then a Disney resort somewhere else. It's really fucking weird to me that you'd spend that money so "Beast" will waltz with you at…

Totally. You know, I never go to Kohls because I'm too big for anything cute, but my friend and I had each our own clothing malfunctions while out of town for a wedding.

After working drivethru, I answered the office phone with, "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

After working drivethru, I answered the office phone with, "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

After working drivethru, I answered the office phone with, "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

After working drivethru, I answered the office phone with, "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

After working drivethru, I answered the office phone with, "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

Oh man...that sounds terrible. Her behavior, I mean. Your food sounds wonderful.

The real travesty is why almost all of the United States is devoid of New Mexican chile, red or green. Truly a fantastic state treasure.

Perhaps the only thing worse than a Chicago dog is a Chicago dog place in Waco, Texas that decided to decorate its wall with poorly photocopied news stories about mobsters, some death scene pics of mobsters to.

Love the screen name. My partner is a Ph D candidate and I call him Dr. Boyfriend.

Up until recently, I did online marketing for a client who sells saddles, riding equipment and horse care products. We'd do these google ads that cross promoted the mane, tail, coat, and hoove repair cream for use on people. Online people talk about it being great for regrowing hair, so maybe it works for nails. …

I've had this. It sugar loaded me for a stupid work day. Too sweet and candy like on the overall as the soda flavored icees are more tangy and therefore better..still not the worst thing ever.

What a horrid woman to say something so bitter and totally untrue (that dress is everything) to you.

Holy mother of god.