Our karmic retribution for wasting all that good tea. 

Oh Lauren, night blogging is long and full of terror, init?

Charlotte Abrera is a student at the School of American Ballet, forthe NYCB Nutcracker correct? When the story moves toward her love for Misty Copeland of American Ballet Theater,  the story seems to suggest she’s st ABT’s school. Or am I missing something 

So I’m trying to buy a house. Anyone have advice for a first time buyer nearing 40 with excellent credit but no cash? Like should I be paying down debt more rapidly or focus on saving for that down payment? What should I look out for as far as red flags from lenders or real estate agents? I’m trying to buy within my…

Good. When someone tells you to mind your business it’s best to heed that advice. Way to take a low stakes situation and blow up your own life lady.

I had some amazingly fried chicken in Cleveland p. 

Me too. And I’ve eaten red and green chile my entire solid foods life. My 4 year old niece once drank the hot sauce from the little cauldron at Nopalitos in Las Cruces. She loved it. No one made a fuss and I’ve never considered that spicy foods need to be introduced nor are they dangerous and I am having one of head-sc…

My biggest budget less dream is to have Gogol Bordello play my wedding.

Cynicism is not mutually exclusive from racism and homophobia. In fact, I’d say it fuels it. 

I like that the doorman figured into this at all and was the voice of reason.

Nice write up Ms Garza.  I haven’t seen this handled half as well elsewhere.

Ooh my god.  That’s hilarious. 

Jena Malone.  And of course as an adult she transformed and stole every scene she could from Jennifer Lawrence.

Came here to say this.  He was in almost every  if not every scene.

The writer went to private school in New Mexico which pretty much puts her in the mos to privileged class plus living in Santa Fe which has been th most expensive NM city for longer than Merlan has been alive. In NM terms of history. her family is new to the area, historian dad or not. It’s one thing to learn…

Skeezas4Geezas?

And so is the reverse. That’s the fun of VS, no emotional display is valid.

Well I started formulating going full welfare queen jokes that didn’t fully take shape when I read about the food stamps. So that’s awful. But then again she’s awful.

Yeah...as someone who grew up in the southwest where flash floods can definitely suck you in and pull you down with the current, his hesitance to jump into the water makes sense. Something tells me that many of the snarky mc snarklesons on jalopnik aren’t exactly Michael Phelps either. Also—from the time he realized…