Oh, I agree. I always assumed she had her shit outsourced.

I’ll go to my grave believing that The King’s Speech won by a single vote.

If there is any good left in this world we will soon find out that his last name is not send, that’s just how he thought he was supposed to send out his first tweet.

He’s too dumb to be the Antichrist.

Meanwhile, where Luther failed, the coronavirus has triumphed:

I saw this as a teenager, and I only remember two things.
When they got to the abduction, I thought “FINALLY!!”
And then the movie’s over and I thought, “That’s not really a movie is it? More like a long re-enacted anecdote that should be hosted by Robert Stack.”

They send you a cup-and-ball and ask you to play with that instead

What if you are both poor AND ugly?

There’s something I find remarkable about my own capacity, even three-plus years in, to underestimate the absolute reckless incompetence of this administration.

Tempus fugit, Jer. About 15 years ago I took my visiting cousin, who was about 22, to a Manhattan restaurant and we were squeezed into a table next to Cyndi Lauper and a couple of her pals. I said hello and said, “Tight quarters here. I guess we’ll all be eating together.”

I went into an Urban Outfitters recently and it was like stepping into a time machine to 1994. They had bucket hats! Bucket hats! 

Seriously, it’s like Martha Stewart going to prison over what, 40 grand? 

+1 for THORNTON MELON!

“When they came for the ‘Cats’ VFX artists I did not speak up, for I was not a ‘Cats’ VFX artist.”

For water polo they have to wear the head gear though. I’d think diving would be the most scantily clad sport.

Mom of an elite gymnast competing in tumbling and trampoline. THIS SET MY SOUL ON FIRE. Not only have you outed yourself as sexist, but you have outed yourself as a pervert, sir.

Thoughtful reply, but by the time I got to the last “Tom Hanks”, my brain was essentially this:

Even without the hype, there is piece of that movie that serves as a smoking gun to its earnestness...and really, it’s the ONLY thing I will give this scene, because otherwise it’s a really repulsive moment to watch.

That’s the scene where Nomi’s friend gets raped.

That scene is...REALLY fucking uncomfortable to watch.…

I hope I’ll be forgiven for the implicit condescension of this question, but: How old are these staffers? Old enough to remember the completely earnest hype and marketing for this movie? I mean, its status as a camp classic came AFTER the movie bombed and was savaged by critics.

Any “bad sex” list without the Showgirls pool scene is dead to me.