I wish I had the energy now that George Soros has in his late 80s. That man is so busy planning bus routes for illegal immigrants to raid voting booths, training crisis actors like David Hogg, and now running sport blogs, I don’t know how he finds time to pimp underage sex slaves to Bill Clinton.

Hey guys I know his lawyer says he doesn’t need a pardon but my coworker says “but it well wipe everything off even the charges so it’s still a good thing” and he works in sales so he would know.

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

One of those boys was too young for the league and sat on the bench only because his dad was a team manager.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I heard Yanni

In fairness, if the call had been up to Kinsler, he would’ve been safe.

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

I think there’s a real point here. A lot of you were really hypercritical about the NFL’s terrible record with hiring black coaches and executives but did we ever consider they were doing it to protect those coaches’ feelings?

I’m sensing a theme here...

The sad thing is that this is the 200th time this particular groundhog has died this particular way.

In 2012, the last pre “The Process” year, the 76-ers lost in the second round to the Celtics. Now, after 6 years of basketball so unconscionably, intentionally bad that it should constitute fraud against every season ticket holder, the result is...losing in the second round to the Celtics. This is the basketball gods…

Kenan Thompson as a barely disguised Kendrick Perkins ftw

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Sounds like Schefter studied under Big Poppa Percentage.

“Two fights have been canceled due to injuries that came from McGregor’s frenzy: Michael Chiesa-Anthony Pettis, as Chiesa suffered forehead lacerations, and Ray Borg-Brandon Moreno, since Borg got a shard of glass in his eye.”

“with flawed logic about things”

The ‘character issue’ was subtle: As birth of the young approaches in April or May, the male will leave the den.

This is what happens when there is no wood left to chuck.