Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

“All I wanna know is, did your mother suck up on some toes?”

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

I’m sure Trump’s team will say this is all a big Nothinglisberger

Remember that Homer Simpson is canonically 6', 239. (I’ll always remember that weight because he had to gain 61 lbs to go on disability).

Related, as a life long Gore fan, I’m very jealous.

I’m actually buying this based on the fact that I think it’s all fat and no muscle.
It’s easy to look at guys like Chancellor and think there’s no way they could be the same weight but that dude probably has single digit body fat, where as Trump is probably...let’s say 30%.
Do some quick back of the napkin math (from…

Also, the tie looks like it’s a Maxxinista special, and the knot is about a quarter inch from his shirt collar. SMH.

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Fuck it. I say we go out and tailgate in Orchard Park next weekend anyway. We are the Free Folk, and we will not be told when our season is over by some lickspittle kneeler from below the Wall.

Let it be known, I always stand for the flag. After the 5th time a yellow flag is thrown during the game I stand up and walk outside to do something else.

“Damn republics! And damn civil liberties protecting the right to protest!”

I remember when it used to be called Cool Tackle Federation.

For some of the Peralta Community College students, this might have been their only chance to get A’s.

So, if an OAR wins gold, do they have a non-musical medal ceremony? A cappela if you will? Or can the orchestra play an OAR song of the OAR’s choosing?

And every rich shit kid driving from Marin and Contra Costa County to Tahoe in a Raptor or Tacoma TRD every weekend.