It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

Well, that possum does have experience in the pocket.

You can’t hear it, but they’re playing the anthem while he sits down to sign his contract.

1. Create subtly racist, jingoistic, pro-Trump meme.

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia

“There goes the prisonhood.”

You were wise to avoid the problematic alternate headline

Doesn’t the fact that no one in Chicago eats deep dish more than like, 3 times a year mean that everyone else has a point about how it sucks?

Unless your centerpiece is three bottles of wine (red, white, rose) or a bowl mixed nuts to munch on while waiting for dinner. I remember both those centerpieces. 

I work in the Warriors’ front office and our interest in Cousins was entirely limited to the roll he will fill in the Steph “Ring of Protection” offense Kerr is suddenly interested in trying.  We were also considering Richie Incognito but there were charater concerns. 

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

It really is a shame, because I think Ireland is a country that could really embrace the game. What they need is an authentic Irish voice to really act as the voice of basketball, a native son like Shaquille O’Neal

A little awkward to see two of our once-closest allies partying without us. 

Can’t be any worse than James Harden’s go-to BBQ, where you step back for a tray and just kind of lunge into the person next to you.

Stephen Miller is a top level appointee of the administration. As such, one should consider the first amendment:

AMERICAN FAST FOOD SOCIAL MEDIA: dabbin on these fries. fuck a taco bitch. smash a taco with your skateboard to get free nuggets for a year.

Wait...now it’s 14,000.....okay I’m being told it’s 500.....and now yes now it’s 5 dollars

Kinda similar, school administration decided to start breathalyzing kids before school dances. So no one went to them and they were all canceled.

“The Case for Two Libations”

Argentina still can’t beat an island of fishermen & farmers.