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COP 1: We’ve arrested Bucs player Austin Seferian-Jenkins.

It’s easy to be dismissive when you have no stars.

Worst Bear Friday ever.

Chances are Brady has been sitting during the last three weeks’ anthems.

“I’M AVAILABLE, SIGN ME AND I’LL KNEEL FOR ANYTHING!!!”

In lieu of Press Democrat he is more Zone Coverage Republican. Spreading the blame out into a zone instead of where it belongs (don’t take a concrete stand on one thing when there are lots of issues etc...) and asking the coach to agree that anything regarding social issues is making people uncomfortable after a win.

Sounds like enough to drive a coach to drink!

Practice makes perfect.

Kessler’s from Bakersfield. Cleveland is a huge step up for him.

That's the joke

It’s simple though, when the kid is nearly twice the weight of anyone else on the field don’t try to do one on one tackle. At least try sending two people at him.

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

He’s in a Whole Foods.

If you insist on recognizing the official name, you could still shorten it to “The Gary”

Wasn't aware wrestling was the only sport where you're tired and where participants are upset when they lose?! Who knew?!

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Bro, do you even Fran?