“Don’t worry about it.” - Antonio Cromartie

And why aren’t we the best in the world at it. The Dream Team should moonlight as the handball team as well and see how far they can make it on athleticism alone.

Nowhere in the headline does it say that this unfortunate soul would be all but bearing Gooch for all the world to see! He looks like he’ll fire off a pingpong ball at any minute. What kind of Olympic event is this, it’s obscene!

Funny, my wife asked for much the same thing.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

And he guarded me at like 50%, let me take shots when I’d get the ball, shit like that.

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

It’ll be funny when he sees Kevin Love at the A’s game too.

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

I’m surprised nobody is talking about the moving in-game tributes each team payed to the passing of Muhammad Ali. The Warriors floated like a butterfly while the Cavs seemed to have died 48 hours earlier.

LeBron James wears 23

What if the entirety of ASOIAF is actually a recipe book detailing how the people will survive the winter on an unlimited supply of fried calimari? This has been foreshadowed in the books. GRRM spends pages and pages and pages detailing what characters are eating for no apparent reason. But what if there IS a reason?…

As someone else said in this chain, an artist’s rider is their rider, whether for a 5 minute appearance or a whole tour. It’s up to the promoter or the venue to cross off those items before signing that seem Ludicris.

So I don’t know if you just need to watch more basketball or if you just really don’t like Steph. Steph Curry has a higher shooting percentage around the rim than Westbrook does. Simply because he doesn’t dunk on people’s faces doesn’t mean Westbrook is better in there. Also, of course Paul is a better passer. Paul is…

“Yes...Yes...This all makes very good sense. This is a good thing.”
-Jed York

Dick Pound may pooh-pooh Zika in public, but behind closed doors he and the IOC are elated that there will be a whole new generation of pinheads across the globe for them to grift.

“You can get past the wall for free if you drink a Bud Light Lime.”