Al Horford added that his team “wouldn’t do anything like that,”

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

That’s not fair—the guys commenting on ESPN definitely aren’t getting paid.

I lucked into some baseline seating at the game last night and it was really obvious how hurt Griffin was. When he wasn’t playing he was grimacing a ton and had a giant icepack on his leg. JJ Redick seemed to be struggling with his foot too. Oh and Doc was yelling at Austin and it was up to Paul Pierce and tiny…

Just mad because she has a ring and he doesn’t.

He’s batshit crazy, and a humorless narcissist in the vein of Kanye and Kobe, except he will never win a title. Very easy to root against, no matter how great an individual player he is.

In related news, the Spurs mascot lost a lot of blood and is in critical condition.

Good to see New Jack is still getting work.

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

Of course, the yearly issue for them is that they take too big of a bite and then we all know what happens next

ARE WE SURE THIS WASN'T A VOTE ASKING WHO THINKS DEADCAST SUCKS?

Congratulations on your imminent newborn and divorce!

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Missed a 2? You’re thinking of Nick Young.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

Also a ball hit 450 feet (over the fence) is worth more than one hit 300 feet (not over the fence)... so the homerun is already screwing up his analogy.

By his logic, a point after should be worth three, since it’s a field goal, and by God, all scoring plays better count the same.

because youre just as whiny as curt schilling but less likable