"He's basically saying, 'I'm willing to bet on myself.'"

Nice little burn on the 49ers there by Larry Baer.

The Yankees plan to commemorate the retiring of captaincy with a giant number 2 on the infield grass, Alex Rodriguez.

If you floss afterwards, you shouldn't get any plaque.

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

In related news, Eli would like to let everyone know he was on a train that went "choo choo."

I'm pretty sure we going to run into each other soon

"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

Even worse, he got high first!

If placed in the exact same circumstances Rob Gronkowski would produce this exact same footage.

sup bro

Makes me hungry for a real slice of pizza.

I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

This may be the most controversial post about blacks and blues that Greg has ever written.

Hi Greg, just want to pop in to say you are dead fucking wrong about this. God bless.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

"don't ever turn on an Everton game."

Looks like Ron found out.

That's secretly my favorite part of this clip. Him just standing there while Wiggins runs right by him for an easy dunk.