Goddammit it. I'm so sick and tired of these bearded hipsters getting all the Babes.

Where was Bill Russell's Twitter, I ask you? Maurice Richard's, or Jesse Owens'?

Real champions don't tweet.

This is a great idea that would result in so many fines and suspensions

Can't imagine Samer taking a heel turn.

Macário: [is punched into another dimension]

Hey, after Matt hit him, he did a pretty good job of hitting mat back.

Doesn't holding occur on the line on nearly every play? Isn't it physically impossible for seven officials to monitor 22 players?

Pretty dumb joke as Deadspin is owned by Gawker Media. Hinkie can't actually trade the Deadspin writers.

They were just preparing for the draft.

If you cannot rent, but, or build a building necessary to conduct your business without public subsidy, can you really claim to be economically viable?

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

Winter Stadium Series is coming

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

if you're going to come at athletes, make sure you're accurate

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

It's nice to see Fitzgerald staying true to the city and franchise that drafted him by embracing the longstanding Arizona tradition of being where old people go to play out their final years.

Challenge accepted

Pete: I had to make that call, my hands were tied.