To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Homeboy needs to take that Christmas tree down.

KIRBY DELAUTER!!!

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

Are you kidding me!?! That ball was clearly good or no-good!

Regardless of the rest of the whole thing, Jackie’s father was awesome.

If the contest was “which presidential candidate do we want to bludgeon to death with sticks?” then yeah, Trump would totally win the Hispanic vote.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

OH MY GOD thank you! I was going to comment about my hatred for ross but decided not too thank GOD you described it perfectly for me.

I fucking hate Ross and there are few episodes that make me want to kick him in the taint more than that goddamn sandwich episode.

Romo had a better game than Cam. Cam didn’t throw any TDs for the Panthers, but Romo threw 2.

The ones who know there’s only Matt Schaub behind them.

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee

Harbaugh: Is he OK?
Trainer: He seemed OK.
Harbaugh: Did he say he felt no pain?
Trainer: He said he felt a mild amount of pain.
Harbaugh: OH GOD GET HIM OFF HE’S IN AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!

After the Paris Attacks, running onto the field in an NFL game is very stupid.

Hardy was convicted by the criminal justice system. He won the appeal after paying her to disappear.

Not to disagree with that picture, but this might negate it:

Machiavellianism is “the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct”

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.