What sorcery is this?

White people flip shit when an entirely fictional character isn’t white. Seriously, test a black Spider-Man or a Latino Batman and see what happens.

So she went as a Kardashian?

That other 5 minutes? You need a pro.

Two points to consider. One, all the money (if any, because those funding sites are getting wise to this) this bigot gets will come from other bigots, reducing the total bigot rainy day fund. Two, if they do retire in luxury that means they won’t be bothering the rest of us decent folk.

The fact that she had to mention that she “walked up to them calmly” means that she either-A) Did not walk up to them calmly or B) Feels like walking up to a gay couple calmly is something worth mentioning or C) Eat a bag of butts, lady.

Before any Patriots fans comment:

Thisthisthis!! I am a renter, I don’t even pay a water bill, and I’m SO CAREFUL about my water usage, because it IS a zero-sum game and it might just run out, sooner than we’d like.

Definitely Dolphin/Mahi. How could it be otherwise?

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

that’s how they say it in boston.

Based on the similarities in the shapes and folds of his ear, and the angles of his hairline, I’m inclined to say it is him.

Leonard Cohen is a national treasure.

I would say to try and keep the level of information that you’re trying to present down. Don’t drown the rep in information, because I’ve had that happen to me where the customer is just yakking my ear off about all sorts of things that might be related (but in reality are far and away not related in the slightest).…

My favorite is still the “Mini Cooper Money Shot” we had when a customer who couldn’t get his Mini to start so he kept adding oil. Eventually it was towed in when he could no longer crank it. It had over 15 quarts of oil, so much oil when we tried to manually turn the motor, it was locked by oil and could not make a…

The maximum fine allowable under the current CBA is $500,000, yet the league docked the Patriots $1 million, the biggest team fine in NFL history. Why? Because the NFL does whatever it wants.

Well if the Orioles can just hurry up and win the World Series by tonight, maybe the riots will be confused for the “excusable” kind.

Making bombs is bad.

Pretty Jrunk