Remember when Bradley Beal said the Wizards had the best backcourt in the league? That was kind of like Art Garfunkel saying he was half of the greatest songwriting team in the world.
Damn right. I mean, other than the times he's won, when has the dude actually ever won anything?
Which puts him in the ranks of notable punchlines and losers such as Steve Nash, Pete Maravich, George Gervin, and Dominique Wilkins.
Melo has led his team to the playoffs in 10 of his 13 NBA seasons.
Ashley will be jettisoned into space, in accordance with bankruptcy law.
I don’t really get this. I like basketball! I like to watch good basketball players play basketball very well. Therefore I like to watch entire NBA games, so long as they do not include the 76ers or Knicks.
The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.
Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”
+1 warm feeling inside
He actually got traded to the 76ers who immediately cut him. Me thinks his “retirement” is similar to the time I retired from my job after showing up an hour late while drunk.
I get it, they don’t want controversy to distract viewers from compelling WNBA storylines like “Which two teams are these again?” and “Is that point guard the one I heard about in college in 2009? No? Ok nevermind.”
The absolute best thing about that segment was John Cena just trying to understand what is happening from Enzo’s promo style to How are you doing to the Pokemon stuff. Just the way he committed to the role, his expression constantly confused, was absolutely beautiful to watch.
Because if you don’t honestly understand the reaction to systemic and institutionalised violence against people of colour in the US, it’s not ignorance. It’s willful ignorance. You have a vested interest in not believing it exists and a defiant refusal to hear what people of colour have been shouting forever.
You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you CRUSH your application video for a band scholarship.
That’s not even a Hot Take. It’s just true.
In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.
I think the Warriors solved the problem of the Thunder getting to the rim against the Spurs.
John Cena? Is that you?