I think a lot of adult conversations are the same ones we had as fourth-graders, just longer and more nuanced.

Yes, the band kids usually get the last LMFAO.

Have you ever played tennis??

I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…

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I checked the cast list, and unless I’m missing something, Paul Tagliabue will not appear in the film. This seems a little surprising since the book “League of Denial” cast him more as a villain than Roger Goodell. Granted, this film isn't based on "League of Denial" but surely Tagliabue bears a lot of blame for this…

Actually, all lives matter. Right? I mean, please? For the love of Christ, please!

“Plenty of people tell me that being forcibly sent down a trail that will be fraught with tears isn’t so bad.”

I’m not saying Jay Gruden’s fat, but when he sits around the offensive mascot’s tee-pee, he sits around the offensive mascot’s tee-pee.

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

“Come on, just look at the Chiefs coach!”

And Derrick Rose would love it if he could watch.

“Playing House” is not terrible. Nothing starring Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham and Keegan Michael Key could possibly be terrible. Fuck you.

I love how you’re simultaneously poo-pooing Kingme for taking it seriously enough to argue about it, but then you apparently take it seriously enough to argue about it.

The movie isn't about either Daniel or Johnny. It is about Mr Miyagi

Like, I don’t even understand her face, you guys.

Well, I like Trump because I’m a liberal and he seems to be derailing the conservatives. But that’s probably not the answer you’re looking for. ;)

But seriously - fucking spot-on and excellent writing as always. The most important part of youth sports is having the guts to go out there just goddamn try.

A fucking men. Fuck James Harrison. Hope he gave back his 2005 Super Bowl ring since he had zero tackles in those playoffs.

Who forgets what childhood was like? At what point do we substitute our adult centric theories of what kids think for the actual experiences we had? I played in dozens of sport seasons and a few dozen sport camps, and on zero occasions did I witness a child’s teary lament that he did not receive plastic recognition…