Please don’t bring Cletus into this. All he wants is to bring joy into your world by moonwalking across your TV screen.

It’s tough. I like watching the game, but all the off the field stuff just sours the experience. The military grand standing, the half assed “We care about women’s health” pink shit, the fucking FOX football robot, Goodell, the insufferable talking heads. So mid game, I’m already sick of whatever narrative they are…

Okay, sure. That’s all fine and dandy but where’s the video of the big butt man in tights?

These ratchet bitches need to watch their asses in fashion, too. He is Top Gun.

Were the women surrounding him auditioning to be Left Shark?

And this guy didn’t make it because ?

I know we all love to pretend professional athletes are only controlled by the unwritten rules and culture of their sports while in the locker room, but shouldn’t Enemkpali, you know, go to jail if he cold-cocked a guy hard enough to break his jaw?

+1 for doing the math

“The thing with Chip is he just doesn’t see you as a person. He sees you as a commodity.”

I star you just for making a Settlers Of Catan joke +7....wait fuck i have to many cards.

Player: Hello Coach Chip, how are you today?

He’s not a racist, nor is he a tyrant. Any NFL coach that sees Mark Sanchez as a “commodity” is just a fucking imbecile.

How I feel about Kaji

No, but seriously, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

Owah murderah TE is bettah than yoah murderah TE! Yoah just jealous!

You have apparently never worked in sales.

Well in his defense, all kids are assholes.

It’s easily the best, and might be the only, geek-culture joke in the movie.

that the Zapruder film has been edited to remove evidence that “JFK shot first.”