When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

I didn't know you had to be winning to make a good play. And if he was out, why did the run count again?

Watching sports is watching a form of entertainment. If baseball had more Puigs it would be far more entertaining. If you do not like Puig you are a miserable cunt.

Great point, thank you. I no longer consider this an exciting baseball play, I can only see a flagrant disregard for the rules.

I assume you are going to give your boy Chicago Jesus equal time for his mountain of fuckups?

You must be a lot of fun to be around

No he didn't. He missed the August 6, 2001 memo telling him an attack was imminent. He pushed through the disastrous Patriot Act that expanded domestic spying, mortgaged America's civil liberties and prevented approximately jackshit in terror threats. He started black sites and authorized torture, again yielding…

So, you didn't get a bite in the first 12 minutes and had to let loose?

Oh, yeah. I completely forgot that the entire voting population turned out in the elections and those guys got 100% of the vote. Good catch!

You know, I never minded it.

How come you didn't file this under "Idiots on the Field"?

If there's Bush on the field, play ball because bush is the "in" thing now if you ask the last girl I had relations with.

I'll admit that I don't have (and don't particularly want) any children. But even to me, without a shred of parenting skills, this seems like a no-brainer. My parents taught me respect from as far back as I can recall, so I guess it just seems like a natural thing anyone who cares about their child should not only do,…

The scariest thought is that kids should ever need to be taught that sexual assault is wrong...

I think he was linking to the original version of the Austin American-Statesman's story, posted at 9:45a, which outlined at least 3 different times she consented (which have been removed from subsequent updates) and included no details of the encounter other than "all 3 met up on Sixth Street, and went back to the…

No matter how many times he's been questioned, Meander refuses to give it to them straight.

The complainant went to get a ketchup bottle to squirt Davis, but someone stopped her

I really couldn't tell by your comment that you were a Tech alum. I'm really glad that you mentioned that.

There's no shame in purchasing a knockoff version of an astoundingly expensive watch.