Mets fans? You’re annoyed by someone else hating their own team?

Exhibit A:

I know it’s unpopular to say, but I enjoy Sex and the City re-runs, and don’t care who knows it.

Yes it would INFINITY.

this is entirely true. And yet, it’s the thought that counts.

I’m going the other way here. Team Heiress. Kick your horse all you want.

Leave it to someone whose name starts with a ‘J’ and ends with two ‘z’s’ to unload on who they just rode.

To be fair, that horse was acting like a real person’s ass.

I have some words of advice to give to the horse. In times like this, look to the words of the wise prophet Soulja Boy and “Superman that hoe”.

People hate Britt McHenry so much that she came out on the losing end of an argument with a towing company.

skids next to you in my IROC

It reminds me of when I turn to my daughter, look deep into her eyes, and scream “CLOSE THE DANG DOOR OR YOU’RE PAYING THE ELECTRICITY BILL!!!!”

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Son, your mother and I are very disappointed in this comment, -1.

Here’s what the second paragraph says, (I lived in Rio for a year, live with a Brazilian and speak pretty fluent Portuguese):

At least we have moved from pissing all over South America with our foreign policy to actually pissing all over South America.

Trump will probably name him as his first choice for Ambassador to Brazil before the week is over.

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

i hate it when i walk into a joint, and apropos of nothing, i am told to use the bathroom.

The responses to this article make me so incredibly sad. Replacing an outlet is an incredibly basic procedure. We are all on a DIY site and people want to bitch about this article being irresponsible? Really? Have we regressed that far as a society that replacing an outlet is a job reserved only for trained…