It’s like thunderdome in the 400 & 500 levels. Calling someone out for standing up at a sporting event isn’t something I ever saw as being advisable. But, being at that game, that high up, isn’t advisable either. So many bad decisions led up to this point I can’t quite assign biggest dummy status.

WORD! She didn’t even really connect! Can’t ride well either!

nope, you missed “I don’t advocate” 

I grew up pretty poor but occasionally got the opportunity to sit in the front row. Two times, once by Jim Kern and once by Buddy Bell, I was given something that I apparently still talk about - it got me into baseball. I still cant afford front row seats, but my kiddo recently got a ball from Elvis Andrus and it made…

The street vendors in the Mexican city of Mazatlan (and tons of others) handle a weiner perfectly. (and the “girls” in Boystown, zing.) They wrap it in a slice of onion and a slice of bacon, then grill it. Top it with anything or everything they have in their cart and it’s amazing. By the time you’ve sobered up, your…

[crypt keeper laugh]

You forgot the disastrous No Child Left Behind law, and how he created more bureaucracy and new federal regulation than any other "conservative" president, grasped more unconstitutional executive powers (also expanded by his spineless successor), allowed Rove to further the divisive politics that we are all now living…

If rape wasn't about sex, there would be no sex organs involved.

i hear that in adam carolla's voice

looks like a diamond-back water snake. extremely common down here and with drought, people see them more often than usual. had one in my house last year. freaked my wife the F out. "I don't care if you know it's not poisonous! Kill it!"

Speaking of Texas drivers, I've been to college station 3 times in my life for football games and I've seen three hilariously insane accidents, one where a pickup ended up on top of an accord and one where a Z28 driver was staring at me while he ran into the back of stopped traffic. I've seen maybe 3 accidents total…

We're ignoring how insanely lucky you have to be to have a perfect bracket at this point, or even a bracket in the top 10.

Not one Tom Vu joke? That's a shame.