lol that cute little goat, trying to climb up on that thing...aww, it gave up and it's coming towards the camerOHMYGODTHOSECREEPYFUCKINGSATANEYES

How is any of this funny? Are you trollin'?

#watchyourbackjoelnoseriouslythisisyourteamownerandweneedyoutoplayeverygamethisseason

That's maybe the best argument for a tribute I have seen yet.

"younger audience"

Why is this news? We've been watching Jeter pretend to play shortstop for decades now.

This has however gone better than FIFA's "Racism is bananas" campaign.

come again?

This chart has several inaccuracies, but most glaringly, it completely discounts the Spanish speaking contingent. The study should have also mined for the phrase "despertar y hacer fricción" which when roughly translated means, "Wake up and make friction"

"wonderful city," is what we are going with these days?

why is Blossom walking in with him?

Is Pearl Jam just slightly too old? The PJ reverence is through the roof

Floyd Mayweather clearly just found out that they're able to put a camera inside of a phone.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

You know it's one hell of a party when the least douchey looking person in this photo is Johnny Manziel.

[knock, knock]

I get this is deadspin and there is supposed to be this cynical superiority especially when it comes to the wrigley field bleachers, but why can't it just be a fun tradition to show disdain towards the team just hit a home run against your favorite team?

"Look, I get that throwing home run balls back is a tradition, albeit a really stupid one." Why is this a stupid tradition?

[watches clip]

I blame the Bills for not being more interesting than sliding down a handrail.