The sleeves are disturbing me. That wide mesh looks like 80s gym tank tops, not like a fancy dress.

Unpopular opinion: I do not like beards.

You're not thinking racist enough.

You know what my teacher was wrong about?

Everyone carries calculators around with them now.

I know! It's, like, sooooo, like, weird that different situations are different.

Oh, for Christs sake, America. My goddamn dog Gary has a more appropriate name than the future of the country.

We were at a bar, and every time she was on the screen, people would start yelling, "STOP KILLING KIDS, JENNY MCCARTHY!" It was amazing.

I can't even watch Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead in the presence of my pup. Anytime I gasp, moan or deeply sigh my dog goes crazy with concern. She paws my face and looks searchingly into my eyes. It's very sweet but distracting. This is her Countess DOGwager look...

I always elect to err in the opposite direction. "Your baby is so cute!" is always the right way to go in my book. I'd rather accidentally embarrass someone that isn't the parent as opposed to the person who is. It's worked out okay for me so far.

"Here, have some of this butter with a cock stamped on it! I just made it myself, and boy is my arm ever tired!"

My life.

Isn't that what the top right image shows?

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

Sorry, it's a bit of a pet peeve for me when others rail against hashtags because it's sort of become the popular thing to do. You do realize they serve a purpose, right?

That's true. I would say, though, that Gwen Stefani did, at least, seem genuinely interested in Harajuku culture, and while the "white woman leading around group of Asian women" thing is in itself problematic, at least she worked with actual Japanese people on it (none of Perry's dancers appear East Asian here). What…

Thank you for finding what's probably the only legitimate thing to really clutch pearls about in this!

You'll recall Morgan is also crushing that girl that shared the boyfriend with Mindy (Erin from The Office) I think they're just painting Morgan's character as that dude with 1,000 badly directed, non reciprocal crushes.

Please tell me they're going to call it "The Girlie Show."

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