This is the kind of crap that made me have a love hate relationship with my job selling cars. I was one of the good guys, and so was my dealership. Unfortunately places like this cast a terrible light on those of us who are in it for the love of the business. Had to fight it everyday.

It's not over until I get the keys in my hand. Thank you for following my story.

Reasons for leasing (as long as you aren't Jalopnik's typical 19 year old commenter)

This is a stellar, insightful, and hilarious article. Representative of the best that Jalopnik can deliver. Bravo.

Listen, Joe, why don't you just slip me the key to your hotel room and I'll ditch these losers? I'll grab some pork rinds and we can listen to Phish and just see what happens.

jalop1991 is probably the sucker guy who bought the overpriced toyota

Don't be blasphemin' in my house!

Bring more kei cars over.

One verse would have done it.

I'm guessing their next commercial will be either Stewart Smalley or the Roxbury guys, since they seem to enjoy hitting these things at their peak of cultural relevance.

It's so juvenile to create a stupid pun from a stupid Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg skit.

If Saleen was be a restaurant, they'd need Gordon Ramsey.

Since it's a Hyundai product, I predict 40 MPG highway which will later revealed to be overestimated by 40%.

More concerned that a lot of these live action adaptations seem to cut a lot of corners and really just want to make a quick buck.

I can understand a manual lock option, but auto lock id the greatest invention of mankind. I give rides to people who forget to lock their door all the time, and then my shit gets stolen.

Sincerely~ someone with a shitbox who has actual manual locks, and windows, and steering, and everything

Honda fit - try it you'll like it.

That's only unpopular in the board rooms at Toyota.

Good. Someone finally standing up for the Crosstour.

Not a wagon...according to the rules I just made up.