It’s your phrasing. Your need to dismiss something as “mobile garbage” implies an elitist attitude that you may not feel, but your verbiage certainly suggests.

Don’t be too surprised when what comes off as sneering arrogance is treated as such.

It’s either that, or he’s the type of player that gets sidetracked by one very specific part of the game that isn’t meant to have 100 hours devoted to it, but is very common in Open-World Games.

The second paragraph is what should have clued some folks in that it was satire. I, too, was like, “Wait, what?” on reading the first, and then went, “Oh... lol,” after I read the second.

Hey, Mexico! Wanna trade presidents?!?

Okay I refuse to believe Bethesda has ever done anything to improve the enemy AI of their games in the past ~10 years.

New leader in the clubhouse for best win pose in MK11, movie Shang

Bethesda, uh, finds a way.

To be fair, look at what’s actually on that list. A lot of it is re-releases or games that are at least a month old. What games are actually coming out these days that would appeal to a Japanese audience and cause a huge sales spike? Is anyone actually surprised that an Assassin’s Creed 3 remaster isn’t lighting up…

And thats the majority of your problem. You don’t think you’re doing anything wrong and are not beholden to the results of your brand.

We need for you people to be more responsible with not only WHAT you report, but HOW you report it also. Stop giving The Right ammo. 

tobacco, eggplant, tomatoes, and peppers (which is the worst-sounding omelet ever)

Thats not a paparazzi. That was a paid photographer.

Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

So am I allowed to listen to Sublime or not?  The article isn’t clear and I want to make sure I’m legally protected against Pitchfork

Finally. Feels like I’m the only one still excited for Dead Island 2 at this point. Loved the original, loved Riptide. Really enjoyed Dying Light as well, but I don’t like some of the changes introduced in it. Considering DL2, I hope DI2 stays in a more ridiculous direction and that the devs experiment a bit. 

I can’t stand Rousey as a person and listening to her in game or in real life is an exercise in torture. With that said “Sandy Hook-denying, transmisogynistic comment-making” makes it sound more like a personal vendetta, rather than just focusing on her being god awful as a voice actress in MK11.

Yes, but it wasn’t money wasted for 2 reasons: 1. The number of indictments and convictions that resulted from it. 2. More that 30 mil was recovered from seizing the assets of these convicted dipshits. I think Manafort took the biggest hit but I forget how much they got from him.

It made at least $46 million because of Manafort’s real estate forfeitures he acquired by money laundering.

this overgrown brat

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