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“But oddly (or maybe not?), Lady Gaga is a Bayonetta fan.”

Only until a woman in an even more impractical outfit with the super power of the instantaneous costume change comes along. Final Fantasy X-2 is still mad about being dumped.  

I imagine Nuka Cola is still being delivered by stealth equipped assaultrons obsessively carrying out their last command who are likely running out of an unremembered but still functioning automated plant somewhere nobody’s been able to get to because of radiation.

I misread that as

“Most important of all, it’s a reminder to read anything you sign.”

Gill was a cheap bitch and I will always hate SF3 because Gill was such a cheater. 

Cool, I just got Nitro so here’s a big FUCK YOU right back to Discord for taking away the one feature of Nitro I thought was really cool and not just a throttling mechanism.

I was going to ask how the hell they were even playing already.

There are a whole group of us trying to log in and getting a variety of issues. I wound up getting in and crashing immediately when picking my character and now I’m back at an hour wait time.

I’d like my $60 worth but they still won’t give me a danm refund.

That’s crazy talk.

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“The next level of cuts will be to eliminate “high cost” employees, aka those that have been with the company long enough to get lot of raises and promotions “

“They will become a Redbox kiosk at the Dollar General.”

Lol,

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He had the story up 3 days before the terminations and I knew he had the story at least 2 days before that. People inside the company are upset and know they can trust Cody because GameStop has gone after him so hard (the harder they go after him the more successful he’s become).

We’re pretty sure major store closures

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“The layoffs blindsided staff at Game Informer today.”

“ The first one only though. :P”

Yes, but I’m the kind of person that gets excited when MST3K or Red Letter Media shows a movie that I already own.

I was waaaaaaaayyyy ahead of MST3K on which only just now showed Starcrash in the new season on Netflix and I was absolutely delighted when RLM stumbled across ROTOR on

It might take a lot of digging but I had seen an article or video a few years back that pointed out how strangely similar the script of Mario Bros was to a script that they had been shopping around for funding and it seemed pretty legit because there were a lot of details in the article. I’ll link it if I ever remember

“I actually have never played a Silent Hill game, so I judged the movie strictly as a movie, and I quite liked it.”

This is why I have to have the qualifier “best movie adaptation of a video game”. The criteria being that the concepts that made the the game popular are faithfully adapted to a movie format and since

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Silent Hill is an weird amalgamation of the first and second games and third games. This wouldn’t be an issue excepting that those stories are VERY specific to the main character in each game.

For example Pyramid head is a manifestation of James’s wish to be punished for Mary’s death so he should’t exist for anyone

The story of how this movie came to be is fascinating in and of itself.

Tommy Boy and Black Sheep are both fantastic movies. 

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“Woow. I remember when everyone was shouting “make the skins cheaper they’re too expensive” and now Respawn/EA are doubling down like crazy lol. No thanks.”