The death penalty is immoral, full stop.

Nah.

As Oliver points out in his segment, Charlotte and Karen Pence are making a book tour stop at Focus on the Family, a notoriously homophobic organization.

So your assertion that the book has literally nothing to do with Pence’s sordid policies is literally incorrect.

This is fair game.

Daily Wire article title: John Oliver’s followers spam the Pence book’s page with hateful garbage.

It doesn’t sound like anything is missing the mark, it just sounds like your wife is picky if it happens “many times”. Don’t try and put that on the chef, that’s entirely on her.

Why does Porkchop look so upset in that picture?

And why the fuck do I still remember that Doug’s dog is named Porkchop?

Papa John’s shouldn’t be classified as pizza, it should be a pastry of how sweet it is.

CAN A BITCH GET A DONUT?

They won’t be Bill Maher until they tell a bad joke, and then explain it to us, assuming not that the joke sucks, but that we, the audience, just don’t understand it.

*Uber driver pulls up, rolls down window*“I’m looking for BIG MIKE whose destination is [trashy part of the city]”

Do we though? Truly? Or do we really already know?

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

An “actual fight” would include anything, including a big ass sword, or the knife you just found in a the kitchen drawer. You’ve defined “actual fight” as an MMA fight, which is no less arbitrary as saying an “actual fight” is a boxing match.

Also not funny

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

If you’re going along on any road and someone pulls out right in front of you going much slower, the fault is NOT yours for rear ending them.

Camilla is the perfect Challenge contestant: prone to wild shit-talking when she’s doing well, outbursts when she’s doing poorly, and loves inserting herself into any and all drama so she can mix it up with people. Long live Camilla.

You have to admit, shit like this is why The Challenge is occasionally really fun to watch.

The trade-off comes from the difference in compensation between voluntary and involuntary compensation. After $800 it becomes increasingly likely that these amounts are similar and you’d be trading off cash for a slightly better (in general) customer reaction. This case was extreme example and i’m sure United would…

It really depends on the specific circumstances. It is such a YMMV situation.