The death penalty is immoral, full stop.

Nah.

As Oliver points out in his segment, Charlotte and Karen Pence are making a book tour stop at Focus on the Family, a notoriously homophobic organization.

So your assertion that the book has literally nothing to do with Pence’s sordid policies is literally incorrect.

This is fair game.

Daily Wire article title: John Oliver’s followers spam the Pence book’s page with hateful garbage.

It doesn’t sound like anything is missing the mark, it just sounds like your wife is picky if it happens “many times”. Don’t try and put that on the chef, that’s entirely on her.

The Air was most certainly a game changer and you’d be a fool to discredit that. I do agree it was more evolutionary than revolutionary, but you don’t need to be revolutionary to be a game-changer.

Why does Porkchop look so upset in that picture?

And why the fuck do I still remember that Doug’s dog is named Porkchop?

Papa John’s shouldn’t be classified as pizza, it should be a pastry of how sweet it is.

It works on my 2013 3rd gen. I restarted it this morning and it showed up.

CAN A BITCH GET A DONUT?

They won’t be Bill Maher until they tell a bad joke, and then explain it to us, assuming not that the joke sucks, but that we, the audience, just don’t understand it.

*Uber driver pulls up, rolls down window*“I’m looking for BIG MIKE whose destination is [trashy part of the city]”

We might not be thinking of the same Ross. I’m with you on everyone’s weird reluctance to refer to any of the Avengers by name though >_>

You mean it’s some sort of Jacob’s Ladder scenario?

Do we though? Truly? Or do we really already know?

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

I didn’t it was a badly written movie where all men are evil

Oh my god, man. If you want straight, objective news, go to Reuters. If you want news cut with gossip and snark, come here. But please don’t try and turn this place into Reuters, and quit fucking whining.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

An “actual fight” would include anything, including a big ass sword, or the knife you just found in a the kitchen drawer. You’ve defined “actual fight” as an MMA fight, which is no less arbitrary as saying an “actual fight” is a boxing match.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.