I’m sick this response. Every time there is an article about cruises someone is always says that people who go on cruises are lazy, fat, boring, gross, yada yada yada. I’m tired of it. The cruise industry is massive and diverse. Carnival is one company and not representative of the entire industry. Some cruises are…

It really depends on the cruise. What you said is true of Carnival, but cruise lines like Cunard, Windstar, Seaborne, Oceania, etc are all very relaxing, uncrowded and luxurious. I cruised on Cunard in the Mediterranean and we ate like kings and never felt like we rushed or crowded.

Yep, still a long way to go.

I CAN be annoyed when a 1% tells me to do literally anything else to get by, as if it’s that fucking easy.

If your refuse to pick up a certain number of riders, your account is deactivated. Uber isn’t as hands off as you assume. You wouldn’t know that though because for some reason they’re business practices are shrouded in mystery.

I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

What is with this bizarre loyalty towards corporations?

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

That's right, I totally forgot about that! They don't have it on their cheaper "starter" plan, but that's still a pretty killer feature if you use those services.

"Why would anyone vote for something they didn't want? "

Bo never got the credit he deserved for that play.

Seriously. They could totally do another entirely WWII Cap flick and you won't hear me complaining.

maaaaaaan NOTHING is better off without Spider-Man.

Since when did unverified fan speculation count as spoilers?

You can make fun of Ned Yost's stubbornness on pitching changes, and the futility of the Royals' propensity for bunting, but this is a team...

Does Mike Ditka have daughters? If so I'd like to fuck and then beat the dog shit out of his daughters, then he and I can have a pint and talk over my mistake.

This kinda assumes Ray Rice hasn't laid a hand on anyone before he had the misfortune of getting caught on surveillance footage.

To answer your incredibly naive and ill-informed question: No. A hammer to the face causes structural damage, which then triggers the sensation of pain. Pain in the absence of a physical cause means that whatever is causing pain is acting directly on the nerves.

My buddy @edotwoods put it best: "You can't rape a woman no matter what she's wearing. But what was she wearing though?!?"