Ugh... he really isn’t. He is friends with one cop because he knows he can trust her and the other cop he most interacts with is depicted as being genuinely heroic. Perhaps you should play the game rather then just regurgitating tired hot takes that require a VERY selective take of the game to make work in the first…

There’s actually a button to give finger guns to civilians. At least one person on Twitter has made it his mission to give them to every single person.

That’s strange, I’m pretty sure if I walked into an apartment that wasn’t mine and shot somebody I’d be in jail right now, I wonder what the difference here is....

Yep. And, NO ONE SHOULD GO TO JAIL/PRISON for DEBT. Isn’t it counter-productive anyway? WtF America? Guess we really never did get rid of Debtor’s Prisons, we now just say, WARRANT and pretend it’s okay to jail folks for being poor. I don’t see how traffic tickets make you such a menace to society...that you need to…

they still think they have the trump card with “well, you wouldn’t feel that way if it was your dad.”

Why should temporary residents be voting locally like this?

Booooo.

How in the world is Battlefield Earth not a zero on RT? (Checking the site, it’s at 3%)

A lot of the season tickets are corporate accounts from offices near the stadium. I’ll stop in for an evening game after work occasionally when I’m in town, and it seems like there are a number of fans like me, but you’re right, no way in hell I’d drive anywhere on a weeknight for a mid-season diamondbacks game.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

That’s exactly how the show works typically. These last two seasons though have prioritized shock over fairness and it’s felt inorganic and more obviously manipulated. Hopefully the current season rediscovers the show’s love of rewarding excellence.

‘among Shangela stans’

I’m just gonna list a bunch of stuff that makes It Follows stand out.  For starters, it actually has a pretty interesting and complex mise en scene, the time of the setting is obscured and full of anachronisms and the music is great but theres alot beyond superficial details that makes it noteworthy. It attaches a…

I love baseball. And the Twins specifically. This is some bullshit. The complaint is nonsense even separated from the fact that the hit led to a bases loaded situation.

Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

The death penalty is immoral, full stop.

Nah.

As Oliver points out in his segment, Charlotte and Karen Pence are making a book tour stop at Focus on the Family, a notoriously homophobic organization.

So your assertion that the book has literally nothing to do with Pence’s sordid policies is literally incorrect.

This is fair game.

Daily Wire article title: John Oliver’s followers spam the Pence book’s page with hateful garbage.

It doesn’t sound like anything is missing the mark, it just sounds like your wife is picky if it happens “many times”. Don’t try and put that on the chef, that’s entirely on her.

Why does Porkchop look so upset in that picture?

And why the fuck do I still remember that Doug’s dog is named Porkchop?