Papa John’s shouldn’t be classified as pizza, it should be a pastry of how sweet it is.

CAN A BITCH GET A DONUT?

They won’t be Bill Maher until they tell a bad joke, and then explain it to us, assuming not that the joke sucks, but that we, the audience, just don’t understand it.

*Uber driver pulls up, rolls down window*“I’m looking for BIG MIKE whose destination is [trashy part of the city]”

Do we though? Truly? Or do we really already know?

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

An “actual fight” would include anything, including a big ass sword, or the knife you just found in a the kitchen drawer. You’ve defined “actual fight” as an MMA fight, which is no less arbitrary as saying an “actual fight” is a boxing match.

Also not funny

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

If you’re going along on any road and someone pulls out right in front of you going much slower, the fault is NOT yours for rear ending them.

Camilla is the perfect Challenge contestant: prone to wild shit-talking when she’s doing well, outbursts when she’s doing poorly, and loves inserting herself into any and all drama so she can mix it up with people. Long live Camilla.

You have to admit, shit like this is why The Challenge is occasionally really fun to watch.

The trade-off comes from the difference in compensation between voluntary and involuntary compensation. After $800 it becomes increasingly likely that these amounts are similar and you’d be trading off cash for a slightly better (in general) customer reaction. This case was extreme example and i’m sure United would…

“Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen?” - Cliff Clavin

The problem is, Bill Simmons isn’t funny, but he thinks he’s exceedingly funny.

Uh. They’re white men of a certain age. You owe it to them to listen to everything they say, and never question it - it’s called FREEDOM OF SPEECH, you fucking cuck.

Yeah, that’s the thought I had too. I disagree with Dave and don’t understand his position or justification on any of this, but if it’s what he wants to do with his set, it’s his call. At the same time, though, if I’m in the audience and I want my money back as the author suggested, that’s cool too. Words have…

Let’s note the very different takes from Jezebel on two very similar events here. Amy Schumer mocks Trump at a show and gets positive coverage; Dave Chapelle mocks Hillary at a show and gets negative coverage.

It really depends on the specific circumstances. It is such a YMMV situation.