Really living up to your chosen name: The character of Burgermeister Meisterburger is likely a caricature of militaristic German society, and has some basis in real German leaders such as Adolf Hitler or Wilhelm II.

Jesus isn’t angry with you Joel so much as he’s disappointed in you.

“Alex Jones finds anything in the news that he can use.”

I’m going to go out on a limb and say he hasn’t actually seen Wonder Woman.

We already have another Detroit in IL, and it’s not Chicago.

I agree with your interpretation. I read it somewhere else, but an apt comparison is Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” Fey is presenting an absurd response to a very real problem, a response that (based on the fact that it’s an American flag cake) could lead to the destruction of what we stand for as a people.…

Since we’re talking BP dongs, I’m going with dongs.

Avengers Age of Ultron:

Ticket prices won’t magically go down if you pay athletes less, the owners will just make more money.

Agreed. Also, the answer to “why wouldn’t she at least use someone else’s face when stalking Littlefinger?” is simple. Arya wanted Littlefinger to see her. She wants him to think he’s in control before pulling the rug out from underneath his feet.

It’s not really that hard. Maybe it’s because I connect via bluetooth and not an aux cable but as soon as I start my car, the last audio source I had playing picks up right where it left off. It never automatically plays the first song in my library.

Near my house I’d be fine with. Under my house and those snakes are going to catch a shovel. Maybe I’m a monster.

Good riddance to another bad hombre! I mean, we wouldn’t be deporting this guy if he was actually a productive member of society, much less a taxpayer, right? Right??

You lost a fantasy championship at some point because of Calvin Johnson, am I right?

Can confirm. I hated this guy (while recognizing his abilities) for no good reason other than he’s a giant and a Yankee. After last night, he’s one of my favorite players. Having “favorite players” is such a childish thing to say, but that’s the kind of player Judge is. He makes me remember how much I loved the game…

I believe there are certain problems that arise from judging how other people handle their grief with uninformed opinions. But that’s just my opinion.

Pilot asks for prayers, lands plane successfully. Therefore one can only conclude that God saved this flight! Praise Jesus!

Posting “stop acting like a 12-year-old girl!” on Instagram is decidedly something a 12-year-old girl would do.

Sounds like a real Prometheus situation.

This is what most of us white people don’t understand. It’s just not normal for us, which I think is the reason so many people default to “just do what they say and you’ll be fine.” It’s an insane statement and only something that a person with an experience like mine (driving for 30 years, pulled over THREE times,…