Really living up to your chosen name: The character of Burgermeister Meisterburger is likely a caricature of militaristic German society, and has some basis in real German leaders such as Adolf Hitler or Wilhelm II.

Jesus isn’t angry with you Joel so much as he’s disappointed in you.

We already have another Detroit in IL, and it’s not Chicago.

I agree with your interpretation. I read it somewhere else, but an apt comparison is Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” Fey is presenting an absurd response to a very real problem, a response that (based on the fact that it’s an American flag cake) could lead to the destruction of what we stand for as a people.…

Since we’re talking BP dongs, I’m going with dongs.

It’s not really that hard. Maybe it’s because I connect via bluetooth and not an aux cable but as soon as I start my car, the last audio source I had playing picks up right where it left off. It never automatically plays the first song in my library.

Near my house I’d be fine with. Under my house and those snakes are going to catch a shovel. Maybe I’m a monster.

Good riddance to another bad hombre! I mean, we wouldn’t be deporting this guy if he was actually a productive member of society, much less a taxpayer, right? Right??

You lost a fantasy championship at some point because of Calvin Johnson, am I right?

Can confirm. I hated this guy (while recognizing his abilities) for no good reason other than he’s a giant and a Yankee. After last night, he’s one of my favorite players. Having “favorite players” is such a childish thing to say, but that’s the kind of player Judge is. He makes me remember how much I loved the game…

I believe there are certain problems that arise from judging how other people handle their grief with uninformed opinions. But that’s just my opinion.

Pilot asks for prayers, lands plane successfully. Therefore one can only conclude that God saved this flight! Praise Jesus!

Posting “stop acting like a 12-year-old girl!” on Instagram is decidedly something a 12-year-old girl would do.

Sounds like a real Prometheus situation.

This is what most of us white people don’t understand. It’s just not normal for us, which I think is the reason so many people default to “just do what they say and you’ll be fine.” It’s an insane statement and only something that a person with an experience like mine (driving for 30 years, pulled over THREE times,…

I’ll explain it to you as simply as possible; this asshole didn’t attack the girls because they’re Muslim, he attacked them because of their skin color. Therefore he’s a racist piece of shit. The end.

In 2011 Pujols hit back-to-back, extra-inning walk-off homeruns to beat the Cubs. As a Cubs fan I’ll remember him as one of the all-time great Cub killers.

“I was running to second, and obviously I’ve been tagged out doing that a couple times, so I thought I’d try running a little bit more to the inside of the line. Obviously I wen’t a little too far inside.”

Even in power, the GOP remains the party of no. Their whole agenda is based on rolling back the progress made by Obama.

What consensus was Obama going to find with the Senate? Inhofe demanded the Paris Accords be submitted to the Senate, knowing full well it would never pass. He refuses to acknowledge the human impact on global warming for christ’s sake. That’s the problem, not Republicans having nothing to do with the deal.