Agreed. Anyone without ironic facial hair, or a fedora, or rolled up pants, or unnecessary scarfs, or non-prescription frames (as a life long corrective lenses wearer, this one is probably the most enraging), can get the owners discount.

Of course there's a shuffleboard bar in Brooklyn now. I'm actually opening up a dominoes/mahjong bar in Williamsburg just to see how many hipsters come and pay 8 bucks for a PBR tall boy while extolling the virtues of dominoes over chess. I'm also going to have rentable typewriters in case anyone wants to write down…

"You probably got cut"

He should be downgraded to a Sega Saturn.

It's ok, you'll always have this guy to kick around

Ew ew ew ew ew ew

Ha!

Wow, pretty sensitive for the internet, aren't we?

Oh fuck you, you poutine loving moose fuckers.

Terrible. +1

Rainier Beer is just the best

This is so common it is scary. Hey, I would be a fat tub also if I got the opportunity to shove 40 dollar steaks and potatoes au gratin in my face for free two or three times a week.

World's favorite septuagenarians at it again!

Dude, it's the internet. Hindsight and introspection have no place here. I WANT GRAZIANO'S ASS AT PIMLICO DOWNS YESTERDAY!

Dan Graziano should be moved to covering equestrian sports for picking Houston and Atlanta to make it to the Super Bowl

"What the Fuck are those idiots wearing?"

Jesus Christ. +1

The turf will be fined a game pay check and will go directly to another pay raise for Goodell.

That's odd, the blood usually get's off on the second floor.

Gene Stallings knows exactly what you're talking about. The guy won a title at Alabama and people still wanted him gone because he wasn't the Bear.