Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

Chubby Maradona highlights are just the goddamned best. The game is so different now. He was playing like a running back out there he was getting knocked around so much. I would love to see the complaining bitch face of Ronaldo if he had to endure that kind of punishment during a match.

Alright, I’ll take the hate. Mad Max Fury Road is not that great of a movie. It’s smart for a blockbuster ‘splosion-fest, but it’s not actually all that smart. It HAS an ecological gimmick, but it doesn’t say anything about it. It HAS a sexist main hero and strong women, but it doesn’t really say anything about…

What are you talking about? Tennessee has only had consensus top-10 recruiting classes the last 2 years since Butch came in, and we’re already seeing improvement that should at least put them in an article about the SEC, if not a national conversation (yet). Dooley didn’t even sign a single O-lineman in 2012

TN has a top-5 recruiting class, an exciting (and good) dual-threat QB, one of the best pass-rushers in the NCAA, and a very real shot of winning the East this year. Lazy coverage, me thinks.

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAKE!!

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Yah man you're totally right-http://imgacademy.com.

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006 made an awful mess on that thing.

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

I can't say enough about Urban Meyer and the accomplishments of his work release programs at Florida and now Ohio State. Give that man an award yesterday!!

Have you ever met Boston fans? They don't grow out of that.

Oh, come on. It's not even a question.

Hate to be that guy, but it's spelt "critta", not "critter".

Listen Derek whoever you are. I knew Michael Jeter. I saw Michael Jeter on Broadway. And you, sir, are no Michael Jeter!