Special teams just took on another meaning.

Oh, lawd.

Popcorn guy all day, every day.

Oh that is brilliant. +1

I honestly think Diehard with a Vengance is a more entertaining story than the first Die Hard. There's a sense of real urgency with Bruce Willis and Sam Jackson trying to solve riddles and guessing what's going on with Simon and the bank heist. Die Hard was great, but it was Willis running around and shooting dudes…

This was my daughter's first Christmas. I transitioned right into Dad Christmas gifts - ties, a shaving mirror etc. And I'm perfectly content with that. Her grandparents spoiled her rotten with tons of new toys and clothes and to see the look of excitement on her face was well worth it. That's pretty much how it's…

I'll call your crazy big pants and raise you a crazy big scarf.

I bought this book in 3rd grade at my school's book fair BECAUSE OF the artwork. It freaked me the hell out and that's why I had to have it.

Kidd is better at making it look like an accident. The replay of Tomlin basically looking over his shoulder like he's trying to pull some shit is damning to say the least.

Boom. Roasted.

Mick Krizonolewski has a pretty good player. Shocking.

Sorry, the Red Wings aren't a Target brand.

Good to know that that leg reduction surgery he had was successful.

Let your SOOOUUUULLL GLLOOOOO!!

Next, scientists try to determine the correlation between farting and the pulling of fingers.

I bet Chris Penn made the best beer pong partner. GOAT.

Shoes man. Shoes

Brad Johnson: Great QB or GREATEST QB EVER!!

I shouldn't do this, but goddammit it all. +1

I have respect for Jerry Rice, but come on, man! Stop trying so hard. Let your career speak for itself.