My theory? People are sick of that fucking Kid Rock song that TBS plays between innings.

Do they not all like wave runners—call them jet skis!—

@Phintastic: Ahem...we wear Zubaz shorts.

Pregame Song That Makes Favre Want To Run Through A Goddamn Brick Wall

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@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Far from it - I'm a Brewers fan through and through.

If you are not from the Ohio area and you do not boo Johnny Cueto and the Cincinnati Reds you are a bad baseball fan and you suck.

@stp4me: Interested? Very.

The preceding sentence is even more stupefying:

@A Duck With a Lisp: This is an excellent point. How could any future colleague of Owen's assume they'll be given an ounce of respect?

@Rynocerous: +1

Let's be honest...you can't really redact a name like "Tucker Virtue". That's going to be joke fodder for a LONG time.

I am one of the members on that list...

Looking forward to playing the moral superiority card this season.

I like how September 27th is now the "end of fall".

@kirstiealley - I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord evicted me and would not let me take my 3 Musketeers with me , need your help to get them back

Soo I've been reading deadspin for quite some time, and I just wanted to show the best "titties" around!—MINE.

That still doesn't explain why a part-time Reds exec would have a locker in the clubhouse.

@Hatey McLife: Barry Bonds threw the greatest wedding reception, in my opinion. But people don't praise him enough because of how the marriage ended. I think that's wrong.

Also, if you just do something completely preposterous, the moderator can move the conversation to its own specific area, like, #hineyholeisland or whatever.