Why would it ruin his life? According to Clay, there is no problem saying the word in this context.

♪ Are you ready for the sex room, the fine, fine super-special real sex room? ♪

I’m drawn to a happening like Sleeping Beauty to the spinning wheel.

Yet another ploy by the corporate stooges at BIG MARTELLUS.

But “Big Ten basketball” isn’t producing wins against opposing conferences, especially in the postseason, and that’s a huge problem.

Adam Carolla was the innovator. https://youtu.be/LXssZaaQNuU?t=2m41s

Pleasantly surprised by Bernie Brewer’s ranking, figured he’d be lower.

there might be more to the Mike situation than meets the eye

Life as a Brewers fan: we didn’t even make the cut for Burneko’s examples of lower-tier teams that the Cubs will take advantage of.

Some people are not fans of the Chicago Cubs. But many, many more people ARE fans of the Chicago Cubs. 

Uh...I’m gonna need to see the math on this.

The iteration doesn’t matter—Hawks are boring.

Isn’t it Myanmar now?

“...a bandwagon even bigger than Badger football.”

Awkward, futile attempts to obtain something that you endlessly yearn for, but can’t have? Teague learned from the best.

Cast Paul Rudd in a “Celery Man” movie. THAT I would see.

The Big Ten: Might sound crazy, but it ain’t no lie. Buy, buy, buy.

“and James Spader, who voices the character the way he should be voiced: Like someone who believes he’s so much smarter than everyone he meets that he just can’t believe he even has to be in the same room as these puny inferiors.”

So essentially, Ultron is the Robert California of comic book villains.

I thought My Husband Is Gay was the Kelly Preston biopic.

8. "My butt."

I'm most concerned about what happened to that guy's heel.