"Manchester's hottest club is CRUNCH...."

in East St. Louis. I don't even think white people are even allowed in this place.

Wait a second...small catholic school, sophomore year, 1990....

It doesn't get much less merit-based than Jeff Suppan's 2010 salary.

Too many whoopie cakes, not enough fanny coughs.

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Sure, "red is the new green". But the real question is...who is the new Red Green? Someone has to provide folksy humor to future generations.

Jon "Homo" Jones better do his research before he talks shit about me. He doesn't know anything about me. He's about to learn though because when I see Jon Jones, I'ma slap his ass

Oh, and an announcement. I'm leaving the site...for a while. You'll be in good hands until I return. I'd say take care of the place, but how can you ruin something that's already ruined?

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I have another suspect in mind.

I'm not going to tell you the year

@VTBen: Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer.

"Can't comment on that, unfortunately, at least not while my source is running from black helicopters," Craggs said in an email.

I believe that Selig's Pimp Cup is a new menu item at Gilles Frozen Custard.

Without Selig, there would be no major league baseball in Milwaukee. I owe him a debt of gratitude for that.

[H]e was ripping stuff off the walls and firing it in the lobby too. some papers or something. i guess to show how macho he was.

The H on his belt buckle must stand for "HGH".

Out on bail, fresh out of jail, California dreamin'. Soon as I stepped on the scene I'm hearing Plaschke screamin'.

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