We'd see a rush of borderline prep stars heading to unknown JuCos to put in their year, then off to the NBA.

"At a Medium Pace", Adam Sandler.

You know what's a real travesty? Shooter McGavin never got his yellow jacket.

(See also: annoying literary devices)

@Achiever: "Ahem."

A Thoreau Analysis of the Ability to Score Runaway Slave Poon

If you can find a way to say that she likes to be punched in the kidneys while having rough anal sex that would not be inaccurate either.

@BustinChopz: That's perverse!

Whatever happened to blogging integrity?

I'm a little more concerned about why this guy is trying to feed the boar a can of Chef Boyardee.

Nice. We haven't been able to use the #vikingshorndoggery tag since the Sex Boat.

Watch it, man...I'm not going to fall for the "banana in the tailpipe" trick.

I can't wait until Deadspin: The Movie. They've already cast David Strathairn as Craggs.

His uncle Bonscott was quite familiar with "dirty deeds".

The Titans request treble damages, a jury trial, punitive damages, and such other relief as the court deems proper.