The Macarena is a key component of any conditioning program.

Green shirt. Pink hat. He don't worry 'cause his wallet's fat...

That's Larroquette's PG-rated material. Check out "TheRealDanFielding" for dirty limericks and such.

@Jefferson Short Bus: We done goofed!

Gee, it's almost like 4chan holds grudges or something...fucking Adrian Chen.

Couture: Body by Jake

I don't have time to read the obit now, got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.

@MikeRotch: Yeah, this song was running through my head when I hit "Share".

@ everyone: I'll admit, I feel a little like Gilbert Gottfried at the Friar's Club.

"This fall - this is very tough - I am taking my talents to the South Tower."

Barry Mantilow

they used to take those pictures that they had ... taken of former general [manager]s who were no longer alive, they had shot 'em. They would airbrush the pictures, and airbrushed the general [manager]s out of the pictures.

Locascio: "Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? [signs probation order] This is what happens, Larry!"

Thanks, Craggs. Now I know that Jason Sudeikis is sticking it to January Jones. Ruined my weekend.

I wonder if he'll be a conservative, hands-off owner or join Mark Cuban on the lunatic fringe.

just saw the ESPY dressing rooms. Seth Meyers has his own dressing room. So does Will Ferrell. Sandberg, Sudeikis and Forte have to share.

Follow the "animal" link for more comedy:

Better '70s tune: "Listing To The Music" by the Doobie Brothers or "More Than A Filling" by Boston?

These stories made me a sad panda...

They are stressing to all the quarterbacks "not to try for home runs and triples, you can win a lot of games with singles and doubles."