@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: You refer to your child by using a series of grunts and hand gestures? Oh, named your kid....nevermind.

@Brazil Thrill: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

HEAVENS TO MURGATROYD: LEBRON TO EXIT, STAGE LEFT

Furhmann, who Evans called "just a friend"

@Bellwether Johnson: I was lucky enough to live in a market where the CBS affiliate pushed Kilborn back until 1am (central)...allowing us to watch both shows. Good times.

Is it wrong to admit that I liked his version of LLS?

She don't eat skeet, but she sure likes DaBone.

Dan Rather, Anita Blonde, Slash, Ozzie Guillen, and God

@Safire and Tonic: The Funbag is really just an X-rated version of "Life in These United States".

an actual example they seriously gave: "throwing their arms up into the air"

Rick's misguided image search for "group finger" provides an unintended benefit to the Deadspin audience.

Even Tim McCarver?

@Killer Toilet: I believe he was a member of the Philadelphia 76ers around the time that Lakers vs. Celtics, Bull vs. Lakers, etc. were being produced for the Sega Genesis.

In memoriam. Also, this song is amazing.

Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin.

His diagnosis: tinnitus.

Now think about your dad!

Pro basketball is the most stylish and dressiest sport. It's really the only sport (maybe with the exception of hockey) where you can get away with high heels. Even stilettos.

Lee looks like a friendly chap, the sort who would gladly invite you in to his home for a plate of spaghetti and mayonnaise.

Marques Slocum is intrigued by this idea of a fuck tiger...