NAMBLA approves of the #youngboysinlove tag.

my best friend Keith and I spent the summer of 1989 snorting a lot of coke.

@What-R-Usain: (f) Ozomatli Guillen

@validus29: I'll be honest, part of me enjoys the irreverence.

Yes, I believe this was the lead single off No Talent Required.

@Seasonone: or better yet don't be reason you lose

@ChanHoParkour: No chance in hell that the Big Ten takes Iowa State.

This now raises all sorts of questions for the Nationals, foremost of which is, "Just how little do we give a shit about a 17-year-old's attitude?

@twoeightnine: Ah...the inevitable Suss-baiting.

who goes by the odd name of "Viva"

If they replicate the "Sieve" and power play chants from the Kohl Center, I will jizz in my pants.

The zone is boring?

Tad(pole?) Carper sounds like the name of a boss from the old "James Pond" video game series.

A Ballplayer's Inside View

OK, now I understand why Napoleon Dynamite spent all day in his room.

"My name is Sean Foley, and I am a motivational swing coach. Now let's get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about. First off, I am 35 years old...I am divorced...and I live in a van down by the river!"

Two customers were able to safely wrestle it to the ground.

Plus, Will's father will be participating in all events and we don't want to soil his puritanical Midwestern mores.

The sasquatch has large hands and opposable thumbs to grip the ball with, while the buck has hooves.

@Lionel Osbourne: +1 steak sandwich