ItsTheBeerTalking
Its The Beer Talking
ItsTheBeerTalking

He lives in an undisclosed "wooded estate."

Full Blown Alomar

@RightFootStar: You may be good at hockey, Canada, but you've flunked spelling.

content that ridicules public figures

"Well, good intentions, yadda yadda."

Qualifications?

An email newsletter, eh?

@LoveIsABattleShield: I guess as a Brewers fan I can take solace in the fact that you, a Cubs fan, totally whiffed on this guy's JOKE.

The next day, Traci didn't want to let him out of her room to use the bathroom

Hey folks here's the story 'bout Bootstraps the Bussie

@SeƱor Flandangles: It was better than the Vershaw-Kowske era...Final Four appearance notwithstanding.

Teddy Prendergast

I was this close to actually giving a fuck about the NBA playoffs this year.

These young men only have a certain number of years to shine from the stars from the sky

Watch as a samurai unsheaths his katana

Huh...I always thought the Mennonites were just really into deodorant. Turns out it was Jesus all along.

@roland_t_flakfizer: Didn't see your comment before I posted but...yeah, that's what I was thinking.