It is pretty low of them to comply with standard HR protocols.

DAYUMMMMM!!!

mikepiazza (@mikepiazza) 3/10/97 8:31 Tigers mistress says she and Travis Fryman had rough sex and...he is quite well endowed...oh and no condom! Sent with Tweetie

He stole Fonzie's jacket!

Also, you are named Jim Spartin.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Indeed, it was Ebert who first coined the phrase, "you're the man now, dog!"

Underwear courtesy of Bananarama Republic's "Cruel Summer" collection.

His warning cry will be quite an asset if the Rebs play Syracuse.

@Nickly: I've heard good things about "Talk To The Hand" starring David Faustino.

It's unfortunate that Elin's hectic schedule leaves no time for child rearing and requires them to put Sam in a daycare facility.

@Zachary RAD Rouse: You calling Maynard James Keenan a liar?

Damn...got excited there for a second because I thought I read "Lord of BAMF" and how often does Nightcrawler guest-edit a blog?

I'm off to go buy my kid a promise ring

Yeah, but isn't the score right now Crosby 1 Cup, Ovechkin none, JR? Doesn't it come down to winning?

Sporting event that happens once every four years = filler...just a way to avoid showing the test pattern.

Shit! Shit follows me wherever I go!

@Bucket O' Hatorade: I expect Chicago to put up as much of a fight as Bridget von Hammersmark.

Dead Georgian Luger? Do we really need to re-hash the Miss Elizabeth tragedy?

In all fairness, Jon Condo only became a starter because of that injury to Fred Apartment.