They'll be no match for this team.

The Brewers don't win

But it isn’t rooted in good practices; it’s more like, "flash your badge and they will come."

You've got it all wrong, she was just doing her G.O.B. Bluth impression.

So the Chiefs are planning to open a "sports lab" at Arrowhead

@CanHeHackett: I'm OK with it, actually. Laporta and Brantley aren't "sure things" by any stretch and we got a 2nd-round pick when CC signed with New York.

Still working on a 2-decade drought here.

You want us to send tips to an e-mail account? How droll. You must not have heard that hashtags are all the rage around these parts.

2003: No. 3 Ohio State visits No. 22 Wisconsin under the lights at Camp Randall Stadium.

Sources: Offense source of friction

Translation: the Favre ass tattoo guy is gonna get PAID.

O AN HE UNDERPAID!!!

@Paul Pierced Luol's Deng: We either work at the same place, or our companies run the same internet-blocking software. Really fucked up my Monday.

In related news, Delta Burke continued her strong performance at the Competitive Eating World Cup.

@StevePerryPsychOut: I do the same with this one.

No SNL tonight? FUCK AND YES.

@Threat Level: Midnight: One at first. But he'll train others.

It was a teenybop hot spot, where parents dropped off their children to govern themselves.

@Weed Against Speed: Sounds like a much better situation than when Tony Miceli coached his daughter Samantha's team.

Robert Evans managed to somehow squeeze in a reference to Astro Glide during "pillow talk" with Liz Taylor.