@Pete Gaines: They must have meant Stansbury. It's the "Harvard of the West".

'We Have A Ball'

@Bobby Big Wheel: "Jaimee" just granted an exclusive interview to SuckingCocks.com, so he's covered either way.

In fact, I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate their program, I hate their fans, I hate everything.

@Tom Dempsey's Toes:

"We aren't coming there to cause problems or cause trouble,"

Ladies - if you receive any correspondence from "hands4you@yahoo.com", please do not delete! I don't want this asshole ruining my reputation!

I was briefly self-employed as a residential blowjob sleuth, until that series of restraining orders.

"I'm not going to deny that some of those things didn't happen,"

Original headline for column: "You're a slut - NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!" #fairfieldstags

Pretty daring of you to call this the best taunt I'll see all week...who knows what Ochocinco has up his sleeve? #collegesoccer

Print me lies, print me sweet little lies....oh, no, no you can't disguise... #arkansasrazorbacks

Well, now we can put all of those "corked skin" rumors to rest. #sammysosasskin

@Saberhagendaaz: Like Ted Koppel, that comment was both informative and witty. +1. #isiahthomas

Laue recently obtained a restraining order against a Dr. Richard Kimble, whom he accuses of repeated harassment. #isiahthomas

@SavetoFavorites: I should also mention that I had Houston (pk) last night, which required an onside-kick recovery and last-second 50+ yard field goal by a freshman.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: I nominate this last-minute cover by the Chargers for Great Moments in Gambling History. #newyorkyankees

Now, I had heard the WAC recruited old men for their votes.

Before watching tonight's episode of "South Park", I'd never noticed the similarities between Harley riders and brazen Yankees fans. #newyorkyankees

So it turns out that I've met "Vest" on a couple of occasions, and am being told that it wasn't a press credential, he just had his game ticket in a lanyard.