I have it on good authority that Peter Vecsey would often present Oliver Miller with a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels. #ethics

@Barry Lutz: Should we refer to him as C'lawyer? #espnhorndoggery

@Kid Canada: I'm told there were also midgets involved. #katielacey

According to her LinkedIn profile, Katie is interested in:

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: It's October 21st.

Apparently Mr. Kuselias didn't get the memo....the Fantasy & Games Dept. is Matthew Berry's turf! Hands off! #erikkuselias

Coming up first...something called Erik Kuselias.

#buzzbissshitpiss has a nice ring to it. #moneyball

the sticky film from years of downtrodden loser-dom are tough to wash off

Linda Cohn, and now Melissa Lima...

"A tradition unlike any other...emotionless sex on our anniversary." #jimnantz

It's more polite to refer to it as a "fanny cough" in that situation, David. #mlbontbs

It's more polite to refer to it as a "fanny cough" in that situation, David. #mlbontbs

It's more polite to refer to it as a "fanny cough" in that situation, David. #mlbontbs

It's more polite to refer to it as a "fanny cough" in that situation, David. #mlbontbs

@MarkKelsosMigraine: That last drive by Florida made it readily apparent that the officials are bought and paid for. #alcs

"Look at that picture. Is that...Freedom Williams? Things that make you say 'hmm', indeed!"

Not to be outdone, Ron Mexico will pay for your rental of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua". #chadochocinco

@Torgo's Executive Powder: +1 magnet #poop

@Larry Horse: All stock sales are fundraisers. #rushlimbaugh